i just want to hold you and kiss you and squeeze you and love you and roll around in sheets and order a pizza and sacrifice the delivery boy to the dark lord satan as a symbol of our love
YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of
it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
i met a girl with 12 nipples
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
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jesus I need this and it’s actually pretty cheap??? /buysbuysbuys
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
i couldn’t resist
OMG SERIAL GRILLER
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.