if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives
when youve been on the internet long enough you learn that anything written in comic sans should never be taken seriously
#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset
and then jim’s solo
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disney doesn’t pay for any soft drinks
it’s all given to them free of charge by coca-cola in exchange for being the only brand of soft drink in the park
every soda sold is pure profit
what if i decapitate the ant and put it’s head on a toothpick and then every ant in the land would know of the great dangers of the sky people






