Claire Procrastinates

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives


Iron Man Iron
A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist household appliance 

Iron Man Iron

A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist household appliance 

kawaii-jake-english:

when youve been on the internet long enough you learn that anything written in comic sans should never be taken seriously

adamusprime:

safarizone:

pleatedjeans:

via

These people are sadists.

furious

adamusprime:

safarizone:

pleatedjeans:

via

These people are sadists.

furious

bendydicks:

le-struudel:

thescienceofobsession:

#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset

and then jim’s solo  

#Sherlock on Broadway

bendydicks:

le-struudel:

thescienceofobsession:

#this looks like a musical #Sherlock is singing about all the wonderful things that would be in the world if he had Jim #he will woo him with song #and they’ll sing a duet #and then they will kiss #on the edge of the building at sunset

and then jim’s solo
 
 

#Sherlock on Broadway

FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

sokaylayelled:

THIS IS SO COOL OMFG

tripthruthewires:

john green is perfect

adamusprime:

disney doesn’t pay for any soft drinks

it’s all given to them free of charge by coca-cola in exchange for being the only brand of soft drink in the park

every soda sold is pure profit

iwanteditlukewarm:

what if i decapitate the ant and put it’s head on a toothpick and then every ant in the land would know of the great dangers of the sky people 

fandomjumper:

isitmadness:

nearlydrowning:

youvebeen-loki-d:

Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes 

CRYING

BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS

EXCEPT YOU LOKI

I AM DYING

drunkenfist:

shewbs:

me, don, maf, kins

i think this is the gif that describes us the best.