*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????
This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.
wow this is so clever
i want more of this
finally the day has come to post this
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
a work of art
I kind of want to cry
We are SO fucking blessed, the things we complain about are things people go without every single day.
This man cultivates cocoa but has never tasted the result of the product, in all these years.
Open your eyes!
so my friend got a fish
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
"Can I speak to the manager" haircut
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this:
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob
not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes
just one boob
all by its lonesome
a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void
HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT