Claire Procrastinates

mizukiaoba:

i can’t believe i’ve been watching bob’s burgers for 6 hours

accurate

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

i am the danger

i am the danger

thealphacunt:

avalooshe:

baconsloth:

prozacmorning:

punch-a-your-buns:

alskgirl:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

my obsession with this still burns

pshh boys

HOLY FUCK TUNAK TUNAK I KNOW THE WORDS AND DANCE WOW

hersapphicexcellence:

hersapphicexcellence:

It’s 4/14/14

It’s an ABAB pattern
It’s a palindrome
If you add the digits it adds to 14

This makes me so happy

seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

kyliesparks27:

thefilmfatale:

KRISTEN BELL SINGS FROZEN'S “DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?” LIVE

Kristen Bell is a real, live Disney princess. She blew my mind when I found out, through this video, that she actually provided not just one voice of Frozen's Anna, but three! I had no idea that she also sang parts featuring younger Anna in the memorable “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” In this video, Bell sings the catchy song backed by a live orchestra, but before that, professes her childhood dream of being a Disney princess.  

not to take away from Kristen’s talents (which, if you want more, please check out Showtime’s adaptation of “Reefer Madness” where she was flawless in it) but in the movie she didn’t do all of “do you want to build a snowman.” The younger versions of Anna were played by Agatha Lee Monn and Katie Lopez. Kristen just did this for the concert.

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

behindtheatticwall:

still my favorite

michaelmidnight:

alwaysnatz:

So Robert Downey Jr. is on twitter now and honestly I didn’t expect anything less

Damn Straight

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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