I need my lipstick red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past
theres a girl on my bus with a picture of obama on her folder?? we live in australia??
Alternate Universes are pure gold
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there
I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between 'Last of the Time Lords' & 'Wizard trying to be a muggle'
So my outfit today was apparently a big hit
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
when slow human walk in front of fast human bad thing happen
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
Some men have swag:
Other men have class:
But only a few of us have fandom:
i’m so confused what on earth is this supposed to mean at all
i cant believe 14 year olds exist let alone follow me on tumblr.com