homosaxual:

i just want to hold you and kiss you and squeeze you and love you and roll around in sheets and order a pizza and sacrifice the delivery boy to the dark lord satan as a symbol of our love

kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

lascocks:

spazzyena:

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

oh my god

Pants-Cat

fucking creepy

zeroi:

tartingshop:

whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of

wanders in

it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!

it’s great

#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

thestarkswillcomeagain:

datatwohearts:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

miakosamuio:

likeicouldnttakeyou:

the basilisk taking a shower

I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.

He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.

aaah…ssssssssshhhhhhhower time

#moisturize me

#moisturize me

jessicatatonic:

shop-cute:

Sleepy Cat Messenger Bag (Choose Color)

$24.00

Use the code PASTELCUTIE at checkout for 10% off! ♥

jesus I need this and it’s actually pretty cheap??? /buysbuysbuys

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

fuckyeahvitas:

moriartylaughingalonewithcrown:

vikingstorytime:

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

i couldn’t resist

OMG SERIAL GRILLER

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.